Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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