I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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