I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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