I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
P.S. I can't hear my feet
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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