I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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