I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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