whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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