We're like a lot better than the average bears
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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