ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
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