ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
