we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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