we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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