i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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