can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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