We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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