Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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