Kiss
Puke
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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