I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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