have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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