You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I'm really busy with my period
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