i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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