Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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