lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
The air was thick with penises
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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