How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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