she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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