3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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