I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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