Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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