This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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