Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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