I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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