If i come over, it means nothing
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
All I want is dick and wine.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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