I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Operation Purity has been aborted
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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