Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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