Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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