We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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