plz talk dirty to me
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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