I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Do vagina's smell?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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