Duck Duck Cougar?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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