i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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