As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
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