i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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