why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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