Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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