go do what you do best...puke behind churches
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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