I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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