Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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