Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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