i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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