Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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