I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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