the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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