Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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