Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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